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ONE PIECE 574 Spoiler ワンピース ネタバレ

2010 February 8

ONE PIECE 574: The last chapter ends with Ace’s Biblicard shown to burn up leaving very little intact. Is Ace Dead? Let’s find out the answer on ワンピース ONE PIECE 第574話 spoiler at MangaSpoiler.com. Don’t forget to leave comment below, if you would like to discuss the spoiler and predictions.

ONE PIECE 574 Spoiler Pictures

Source: 2ch
Verification: confirmed
Download: ワンピース ネタバレ 574

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ONE PIECE 574 Spoiler Summaries

Source: 2GqVqHRvqs @ 2ch
Verification: confirmed
Translation: Aohige_AP

記憶だけで書いたから、実際の漫画とは違うとこ多々だと思うけど、まあ、雰囲気だけでも。

574話 “ポートガス・D・エース死す”
「エースがやられたーーーー!!」
  白ひげ海賊団に衝撃が走る。
  白ひげ、真っ青な顔で、言葉もない。
「まだ息があるな?」
  エースにとどめ刺そうとする赤犬。鬼か。
  止めに入るはジンベイ。いい感じに燃やされて真っ黒に。
「もとより命など捨てとる!」
 
「ガープ!?」 
  ガープを取り押さえるセンゴク。
「センゴク! わしをおさえとけ! そうでなければ、わしァ…サカズキを殺してしまう!」
「…バカめ!」
「エース! 死なねえって約束しただろ!?」
  エース、ルフィにもたれ掛って、
「すまねえ。ちゃんと助けて貰えなくて…」
  
  Mr.3によって開放されたマルコ、ビスタ(だっけ?黒い帽子の奴)と赤犬に突撃。
「覇気つかいか。面倒じゃのう。火拳はもうダメじゃ。諦めろ」
  マルコ、その指摘を否定できない。一瞬の油断を激しく後悔する。
  船医が駆けつけるがエースは治療を拒否。
「自分の死期ぐらいわかる…。内臓を焼かれたんだ。助からねえ」
  エース、回想を始める。
  ゴールド・ロジャーとその血を呪う人々。
『……ロジャーの息子が最期に残す言葉なんざ「生まれて来てごめんなさい」しかねえだろ!』
「……おれは名声が欲しかったわけじゃない。この世に生まれてきて良かったのか知りたかっただ けだ…」
「エース!」
「……○○の件や(←ごめん単語忘れた。初出の名称だったと思う)、お前がいなけりゃ、生きようとは思わな かった」
「ああ、そうだ、ダダンのやつに会ったらよろしく言っといてくれ。あんなやつでもこうなれば懐 かしい」
「もう大声は出せねえ。ルフィ、お前がみんなに伝えてくれ」
「……オヤジ……みんな……そしてルフィ」
「!」
「こんなどうしようもないおれを、鬼の血を引くおれを、今まで愛してくれて、ありがとう……! 」
  白ひげ、目に涙を浮かべ、エースと出会いを思い返す。
  そして、力尽きるエース。
  燃え尽きるビブルカード。
「……エース?」
>>7にもあるように、今まで見せたことない顔で、号泣するルフィ。
『なに泣いてんだよ!』 
『だっでエーズ、死んじまったかと思っで…』
『バカやろう、馬鹿な弟残して死ねるかよ。約束だ。おれは絶対に死なねえ』
       
↑幼い兄弟の会話。                          つづく。

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◆2GqVqHRvqs: I’m just writing this off my memory, sorry if it’s wrong from the actual content. Well, you’ll get the idea anyways.

574: Portgas D. Ace, is dead
Pirates: Ace is down!!!
The pirates seemed shocked, Whitebeard is pale, and doesn’t say a word.

Akainu: He’s still breathing?
Akainu tries to finish off Ace. Damn the bastard.
Jinbei cuts in between them, and is burned to crisp.
Jinbei: I’ve already thrown away my life!

Sengoku stops Garp.
Garp: You better hold me down, Sengoku!! If not… I may kill Sakazuki!!
Sengoku: you fool…!

Luffy: Ace!! You promised me you won’t die!!
Ace leans on Luffy,
Ace: Sorry, you couldn’t save me…

Marco is freed by Mr3, and Marco and Vista both attack Akainu.
Akainu: Haki users eh? Well that’s troublesome… give up on Fire-fist, he’s done with.
Marco can’t deny that claim, and regrets letting his guard down

Ace flashback, people are cursing Gold Roger and his blood.
people: The final words of son of Gold Roger better be “I’m sorry I was born at all”!

Ace: I didn’t want fame… I just wanted to know if it was ok for me to be born at all into this world…
Luffy: Ace!!
Ace: I’m sorry about **** (sorry, some name I haven’t seen before, don’t recall). If you weren’t there, I don’t think I would have wanted to live.
Ace: Oh yeah, if you see Dadan, ask him how he’s doing. Even a guy like him… I miss him now.
Ace: I can’t raise my voice anymore… Luffy, you tell everyone.
Pops…. everyone…. and Luffy…
Luffy: !!
Ace: Thank you for loving a do-no-gooder like me, a son of a demon like me…. thank you.

Whitebeard has tears in his eyes, remembering how he met Ace.
Ace falls to the ground, and the vivre card burns out.
Luffy: …..Ace?

Luffy cries with an expression never before seen in the manga.

Flashback to when they were little.
Ace: What are you crying for!!
Luffy: But Ace, I thought you died…
Ace: You idiot, how could I leave my own brother and die? I promise. I’ll never die.

Source: Apprentice
Verification: confirmed
Translation: Aohige_AP

115:見習い
02/08(月) 15:51
574話 ポートガス・D・エース 死す
それぞれの驚きの表情から始まる。ガープ「センゴク今のうちにわしを止めておけ、じゃないとサカヅキを殺し てしまう。」
センゴクがガープを止める。マルコとビスタが赤犬に襲いかかる。
赤犬「覇気使いか、面倒じゃのー」赤犬はさらにエースに追い打ちをかける、ジンベエがそれをか ばう。
エースとルフィーの回想がはいり、エース「こうなるとあんな奴でも懐かしい(ダダン)」「愛してくれてあり がとう」
ビブルカードが燃え尽きる。ルフィーは今まで見たことない表情。終
(i/N02B, ID:3Paph00+0)

Chapter 574: Portgus D Ace, is dead.
The chapter starts with everyone astonished.
Garp tells Sengoku he better stop me now, or I will kill Sakazuki.
Sengoku does so. Marco and Vista attacks Akainu.
Akainu says Haki users eh? This is troublesome, and attacks Ace again. Jinbei stops the attack.
flashback of Ace and Luffy. Ace says he misses even someone like Dadan now, thanks for the love he recieved.
The vivre card burns out. Luffy is seen with expression never seen before. end.

Trivia: Ace is the only “D.” character thus far to have been offered a position as a Shichibukai. However, he declined the offer while Marshall D. Teach, his former subordinate, suggested himself to join its ranks.

567 Responses to “ONE PIECE 574 Spoiler ワンピース ネタバレ”

  1. Roger's Dad - February 13, 2010 at 12:41 pm #

    Next Chap better be ridiculously awesome
    So any input of shanks or any other awesome characters would be greatly appreciated.

    if not, i’m going to be depressed for another week.

  2. penny - February 13, 2010 at 4:55 pm #

    shit dat was stupid prediction! it was sed that shanks was also having a battle against other yonkou!! rayleigh and other former rogers pirates might be possible.. im still hoping for ace to come back again, ivankov still in there he can use his hormones power to bring back ace life.

  3. GODENEL - February 13, 2010 at 5:05 pm #

    I really believe Dead bones Brook – Devil fruit ability has more power to it than he realizes. I bet u a bottom dollar that Brook will learn how to ressurect people. — especially on that island … because everyone believes he is Satan. LOL!! wouldnt that be great he ressurects Ace later

  4. asadsafsg - February 13, 2010 at 8:39 pm #

    oda is too unpredictable killing of whitebeard and ace?

  5. Shad0w - February 13, 2010 at 10:57 pm #

    Shadow scratches head wonderin what are you guys doin
    It’s a one hit K.O
    Everyone dies

  6. Shad0w - February 13, 2010 at 10:59 pm #

    Shadow scratches head wonderin what the hell are you ppl doin.

  7. southa - February 13, 2010 at 11:16 pm #

    ALERT ! 575 SPOILER PIC !
    http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/044/3/0/Zombie_Ace__by_G0069.jpg

    • Me - February 14, 2010 at 2:15 pm #

      lol, sooo funny :)

    • fanimw - February 14, 2010 at 3:28 pm #

      loll that was awesome

  8. wahyu-chan - February 14, 2010 at 2:19 am #

    One Piece 575: The King Released

    ACE CRUELLY MURDERED BEFORE LUFFY’S VERY EYES!

    Luffy is shown close up of his face, eyes rolled back, stunned, in total shock.

    A flash back of luffy saying he would save ace no matter what, and then the picture of his bloody body on the floor.

    Aikanu to luffy: “Thats one discrace down, now one more” his fist turns to flame and heads for Luffy

    Luffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    Luffy releases a tremendous, unholy howl, more animal than human. It’s so powerful it releases a shockwave over the battlefield.

    !?!?

    The shock wave knocks out all but the strongest fighters. The vice admirals (except garp) are paralysed. The admirals are standing and Aikanu is knocked back from luffy a few feet.

    Sengoku: “The kings disposition unleashed!?” Thinking: “What is this power, is this his true potential?”

    Pirates: !?
    before they faint. Whitebeard and captains are still standing, all with intense shock on their face.

    Marco: “What is this power, the shockwave is even visible to the eye? What is this haki?”

    Aikanu looks startled, but regains his composure.

    He begins to speak: “That was impressive, but not good enough…”

    HE IS INTERRUPTED AS LUFFY IS NO LONGER WHERE HE WAS, BUT IS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF AIKANU with a fist that appears to be infused with some kind of visible energy.

    Aikanu thinking: “WHAT??!?”

    BAMMMMMM

    LUFFY’S FACE IS ANIMALISTIC AS we see a double page of luffy’s punch hitting Aikanu in the stomach, releasing a huge amount of energy, totally savage and lifting Aikanu from his feet.

    Aikanu is thrown FAR 50m+ into rocks. Close up on him now his face is bloody, with blood coming from his mouth.

    Thinking: “So much power” before the panel changed and the words “roger”.

    Luffy’s face is still animalistic, his eyes are white, his teeth bared. HE SCREAMS AGAIN

    LUFFY: ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    In his rage Luffy sees something. A vision of ace in his mind telling him he loves him and wants to see him achieve his dream.

    Luffy lets out a crying noise and drops on his back unconscious.

    IVA is shown with an intensely shocked face.
    IVA: “WHAT POWER!!! He has fainted from his body’s damage, he will not come to for weeks” IVA quickly runs to grab him.

    In this confusion, whitebeard is seen with tears leaking from his eyes.

    “WHITE BEARD PIRATES ESCAPE NOW!!!!” he says commandingly
    HE SCREAMS like a warrior as IVA grabs luffy, and the other pirates, seeing his anger also run to the paddle ship.

    Whitebeard thinks: “Ace my son”
    HE is crying
    whitebeard: “MARINESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    The last panel is whitebeard punching the air with both hands, causing HUGE CRACKS in the air (far bigger than before with the wave) with his head up and tears coming from his eyes INCREDIBLY ANGRY AND POWERFUL.

    THE END

  9. OnePiece Fanatic - February 14, 2010 at 2:33 am #

    One Piece 575

    by:prediction

    ACE DIES… What’s Luffy’s next move?

    Luffy: AAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    Garp: (Tears running down his face) ACE! (Struggles to get out of Sengoku’s grip)
    Sengoku: Garp! You know what’ll happen If you kill Sakazuki!! (Tightens his grip on Garp)
    Garp: LUFFY RUUUUUUUUN!!!! (Thinking)I can’t lose two grandsons!

    Luffy: (slams his fist down into the floor) GEAR SECOND! (A tear drops from Luffy’s face. Luffy wipes away the tear, with a fierce look in his eyes) YOUR GOING TO PAAAAAAAAY!!! (A burst of Haki is unleashed knocking several marines back)

    Ivankov: Strawhat, don’t do it, get away!

    Akainu: He paid the price for his criminal acts. That was justice! Now it’s your turn to face justice. (Akainu’s fist turns to magma)

    Luffy: GOMU GOMU NOOOOOO-

    Akainu: How pitif-

    Luffy: JET PISTOL! (Hits Akainu straight in the chest, Akainu goes flying backwards)
    Akainu: Shit! Haōshoku Haki!

    Luffy: (Appears behind Akainu) JET BAZOOKA!

    Akainu: (Flying back in the direction he originally came from) what speed!

    Whitebeard: Boy… (He watches on, as well as the other pirates)

    Kizaru: Oh-hohoho, Strawhat, You may be fast, but you can’t match me. (Kizaru flies in for a kick on Luffy)

    Marco: Aren’t you forgetting someone? (Marco intercepts Kizaru’s kick (like Rayleigh did))

    Kizaru: Oh, you again! (Smiles)

    Luffy: GEAR THIRD! (Luffy enlarges his fist) GOMU GOMU NOOOOOO-

    Akainu: (Gets up off the floor) DAI FUNKA! (Akainu swings at Luffy with his magma fist)

    Luffy: GIGANT JET PISTOL! (His giant fist clashes with Akainu’s “Dai Funka”. Akainu is sent flying back and crashes into the HQ walls)

    Pirates: WOAH! HE JUST BEAT ADMIRAL AKAINU!!! (They watch in pure amazement)

    Buggy: (Thinking) WOAH!!! HOW DID STRAWHAT DO THAT!?

    Luffy: *PANT* *PANT*(Luffy turns small from the effects of Gear Third)

    Aokiji: *Sigh* What a nuisance… ICE TIME CAPSULE! (Aokiji sends a wave of Ice along the ground)

    Whitebeard: Not so fast! (Whitebeard sends an earthquake which intercepts the ice)

    Aokiji: I see… You won’t let us touch the boy? (Aokiji stares at Whitebeard)

    Whitebeard: Damn right!

    Aokiji: Ice Time Capsule! (Aokiji sends a massive wave of ice towards whitebeard)

    Whitebeard: Gurararara! (Whitebeard blocks with several air quakes)

    Luffy: *PANT* *PANT* (Luffy, still lying on the ground, changes back to normal size)

    Aokiji: This is pointless… (Turns towards Luffy and runs towards him)

    Whitebeard: Marco! (Thinking) Damn, I’m not fast enough. Damn It!

    Aokiji: Strawhat Luffy, you are a threat to the world. You be executed here as well.

    Garp: LUFFY!

    Aokiji: Ice Time Capsule

    Luffy: (The ice heads straight for Luffy) Damn! I can’t move.

    Marco: (Flies in and kicks Aokiji away) He doesn’t die yet. (Marco then flies in pursuit of Aokiji)

    Kizaru: Oh! But you left him right open! (Marco turns in shock as he sees Kizaru standing next to Luffy)

    Aokiji: Ice Time (Aokiji freezes Marco)

    Kizaru: (Kizaru holds his foot above Luffy; His foot is glowing with light) Goodbye, Strawhat, you’ll be seeing Ace very soon.

    (As Kizaru lowers his foot to kill Luffy, his kick is redirected)

    ???: This seems familiar!?

    Kizaru: OH! (Kizaru says surprised) I didn’t think I’d be seeing you again so soon, “Dark King”.

    Luffy: Ray-san! (Suddenly two figures grab Luffy) Woah, what are you doing!?

    Luffy: (A tear runs down Luffy’s face as he sees his crew standing around him) Zoro! Nami! Usopp! Sanji! Chopper! Robin! Franky! Brooke!

    Zoro: Sorry, we’re late, Captain!

    Luffy’s Nakama are back! What’ll happen now they join the war!
    _____________________________________________________________
    Status: PREDICTION
    by: Lawlord

    One Piece 575: The King Released

    ACE CRUELLY MURDERED BEFORE LUFFY’S VERY EYES!

    Luffy is shown close up of his face, eyes rolled back, stunned, in total shock.

    A flash back of luffy saying he would save ace no matter what, and then the picture of his bloody body on the floor.

    Aikanu to luffy: “Thats one discrace down, now one more” his fist turns to flame and heads for Luffy

    Luffy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    Luffy releases a tremendous, unholy howl, more animal than human. It’s so powerful it releases a shockwave over the battlefield.

    !?!?

    The shock wave knocks out all but the strongest fighters. The vice admirals (except garp) are paralysed. The admirals are standing and Aikanu is knocked back from luffy a few feet.

    Sengoku: “The kings disposition unleashed!?” Thinking: “What is this power, is this his true potential?”

    Pirates: !?
    before they faint. Whitebeard and captains are still standing, all with intense shock on their face.

    Marco: “What is this power, the shockwave is even visible to the eye? What is this haki?”

    Aikanu looks startled, but regains his composure.

    He begins to speak: “That was impressive, but not good enough…”

    HE IS INTERRUPTED AS LUFFY IS NO LONGER WHERE HE WAS, BUT IS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF AIKANU with a fist that appears to be infused with some kind of visible energy.

    Aikanu thinking: “WHAT??!?”

    BAMMMMMM

    LUFFY’S FACE IS ANIMALISTIC AS we see a double page of luffy’s punch hitting Aikanu in the stomach, releasing a huge amount of energy, totally savage and lifting Aikanu from his feet.

    Aikanu is thrown FAR 50m+ into rocks. Close up on him now his face is bloody, with blood coming from his mouth.

    Thinking: “So much power” before the panel changed and the words “roger”.

    Luffy’s face is still animalistic, his eyes are white, his teeth bared. HE SCREAMS AGAIN

    LUFFY: ACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    In his rage Luffy sees something. A vision of ace in his mind telling him he loves him and wants to see him achieve his dream.

    Luffy lets out a crying noise and drops on his back unconscious.

    IVA is shown with an intensely shocked face.
    IVA: “WHAT POWER!!! He has fainted from his body’s damage, he will not come to for weeks” IVA quickly runs to grab him.

    In this confusion, whitebeard is seen with tears leaking from his eyes.

    “WHITE BEARD PIRATES ESCAPE NOW!!!!” he says commandingly
    HE SCREAMS like a warrior as IVA grabs luffy, and the other pirates, seeing his anger also run to the paddle ship.

    Whitebeard thinks: “Ace my son”
    HE is crying
    whitebeard: “MARINESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    • southa - February 14, 2010 at 2:55 am #

      sorry ,bad prediction :(

      • OnePiece Fanatic - February 14, 2010 at 12:34 pm #

        who the hell are you to say weather the prediction is good or bad? its just a prediction dude there is no such thing as good or bad here… you don’t own this site ok? so give me a break…

      • Chuchu - February 14, 2010 at 1:00 pm #

        Southa’s head is getting bigger as time passes by.

      • southa - February 14, 2010 at 1:08 pm #

        Eat raw shit buddy!! What I say is truth… if u dont like it . fuc off

      • southa - February 14, 2010 at 2:10 pm #

        the “sorry ,bad prediction :(” was me.
        but the “eat shit…” post isn’t mine.
        and i’m just giving my opinion, wth is wrong with this ?
        can’t anyone here accept a critic ?
        and why would my head get bigger, it’s not like i’m getting famous or something.
        anyways, if a simple comment upsets ou like this, i’m shuttin up.

      • Me - February 14, 2010 at 2:19 pm #

        I kind of liked the prediction.
        It sounds really good. Knowing ODA it will be something else. But if this is a spoiler and not a prediction.. I am buying it :)

    • DemonicFigure - February 14, 2010 at 4:31 am #

      SHANKS enters the battle field!!!

  10. [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbtChqEP6sA"] CarNeRa[/URL] - February 14, 2010 at 5:38 am #

    Ace died just like that. Is Whitebeard next?.

  11. OnePieceOfShit - February 14, 2010 at 7:31 am #

    Fvck u. i am imortal. :))

  12. mothafucka - February 14, 2010 at 8:26 am #

    source: google
    verification: mothafucka
    translation: google’s translator
    status: confirm!!!

    one piece 575: semen incarnation

    luffy: ace!!ahh!!
    whitebeard: no!!my son!!(wb become berserk)
    pirates: kill all marines!!
    iva-chan: luffy,lets get out from here
    luffy: no!! i have to save ace,no matter what
    iva-chan: how you want to save ace?
    luffy: i remember,you have fucking hormone,give it to ace
    iva-chan: no!!it too late,even i give it,no effect!!
    luffy: damn nigga!! i have an ideea
    iva-chan: whats it is?
    luffy: you inject me with testosterone!!
    iva-chan: for what??
    luffy: i need many semen from my penis,i think it will save ace
    iva-chan: what made you think like that??
    luffy: in semen it have soul,if i gave ace my semen maybe he can back to world
    iva-chan: ok!!lets try!!
    luffy: come on!!ah ah ah ah ah ah!!(luffy shake his penis while he imagine having sex with boa hancock)
    iva-chan: come on luffy!!you can do it!!
    luffy: i cum now!!open ace’s mouth now
    iva-chan: ok!!(iva open ace mouth)
    luffy: argh!!take this ace,drink it all!!(luffy put his penis in ace’s mouth and eject the semen)
    iva-chan: pant pant,you think this can work??
    luffy: i think yes

    suddenly
    ace: wtf is this??
    luffy: that my semen,it make you live again
    ace: wtf??omg!!i rather be in hell!!(ace kill himself)
    luffy: oh no!!!!!
    ace:(in his last breath)luffy…you suck..your semen taste kentucky fried chicken,i hate it
    luffy: forgive me ace!!!i dont know i ate kfc even in our world no kfc
    ace: letme die luffy…(ace faint and iva-chan check his pulse)
    iva-chan: he gone
    luffy: ahhhhhhh!!! (luffy cut his penis),i swear in the name of ace,i will not eat kentucky fried chicken again and forever!!

    • southa - February 15, 2010 at 5:01 am #

      this is my favorite prediction … i luv semen

  13. yellow monkey - February 14, 2010 at 12:19 pm #

    Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
    For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
    When the boss busted in, nearly scared ‘em half to death
    Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
    From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
    Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
    And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
    “Merry Christmas to all – now you’re all gonna die!”

    The night Santa went crazy
    The night Saint Nick went insane
    Realized he’d been getting a raw deal
    Something finally must’ve snapped in his brain

    Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
    Everywhere you’ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
    Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
    And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
    He got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
    And he slashed down Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
    Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
    Then he took a big bite and said:
    “It tastes just like chicken!”

    The night Santa went crazy
    The night Kris Kringle went nuts
    Now you can’t hardly walk around the North Pole
    Without stepping in reindeer guts

    There’s the National Guard and the FBI
    There’s a van from the Eyewitness News
    And helicopters circling ’round in the sky
    Now the bullets keep flying the body count’s rising
    And everybody’s dying to know – Santa, why?
    My, my, my, my – you used to be such a jolly guy.

    Yes, Virginia, now Santa’s doing time
    In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
    Hey little friend now, don’t you cry no more tears
    He’ll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

    (Alternate verse used in concert)
    Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
    A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
    Yes, little friend, that’s his brains on the floor
    Guess you won’t have the fat guy to kick around anymore

    Now Vixen’s in therapy and Donner’s still nervous
    And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
    And they say Mrs. Claus she’s on the phone every night
    With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
    (They talk about)

    The night Santa went crazy
    The night Saint Nicholas flipped
    Broke his back for some milk and cookies
    sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

    The night Santa went crazy
    The night Saint Nick went insane
    Realized he’d been getting a raw deal
    Something finally must’ve snapped in his brain
    Something finally must’ve snapped in his brain
    Tell ya something finally must’ve snapped in his brain.

  14. mihawk - February 14, 2010 at 11:07 pm #

    were is the one peice 575 spoiler page?
    i only see bleach and naruto

  15. theBEST - February 15, 2010 at 12:38 am #

    Ace is dead. Iva CAN’T bring him back because he’s DEAD. Not DYING.
    Just sayin..