Naruto 671 ナルトネタバレ 第671話 Spoilers

2014 March 31

Naruto 671 Spoilers : The last chapter end with Naruto talk with the sage !! so what happens next..? find out story on Naruto 671 ナルトネタバレ 第671話 Spoilers at if you would like to discuss the Spoilers or predictions, please leave a comment below.

Naruto 671 Spoilers Summaries
Verification: Confirmed

Sop6 : I can sense the Asura’s Chakra from inside of you”
Sop6 : (it could be…)”
Sop6 : You must’ve felt the younger brother’s Chakra inside of you before, right?”
Sop6 : It was as i suspected, Then you must know who reincarnated into his brother Indra, don’t you?”
Naruto :…

Naruto 671 Trivia : Hagoromo shares the same nickname with both the First and Third Hokage, who were all known as the God of Shinobi (忍の神, Shinobi no Kami).

455 Responses to “Naruto 671 ナルトネタバレ 第671話 Spoilers”

  1. sctr - April 3, 2014 at 4:03 pm #

    Just think of it: by his own power Maito Gai is the strongest of all Naruto characters.

    When Madara reborned he defeated Hashirama, Tobirama and all of the 9 bijuus. Then he got a powerup and became Rikudo Madara, and it seems that Gai can equally fight him with 8 gates opened.

    So Gai could easily kill even Hashirama or the bijuus, or Hashirama+the bijuus together.

    • tensasennin - April 3, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

      I would not say kill. Madara captured the Bijuu with the chain technique that restricts the Bijuu’s chakra.

      • sctr - April 3, 2014 at 5:45 pm #

        yeah, but the bijuus together attacked Madara and all they could do was break Madara’s arm apart, ergo the bijuus are useles shits compared to that Madara, and he became stronger so now the bijuus r more useles against him, just a bunch of hyped trash, and since Gai is the only one who can fight Madara now I bet he could kill a bijuu

      • tensasennin - April 3, 2014 at 5:51 pm #

        True, when Garra froze Madara’s Movements with his sand they could have Bijuu Dama his ass and BAM!!! he dead. They went with Volleyball instead. SMH

    • akagami - April 3, 2014 at 8:50 pm #

      true , gai is the most powerful charecter in naruto , gotta love the fact , just like lee he doesnt have talent too , everything he obtained was through hard work , was happy atleast kishi considered giving gai spotlight at the end instead of all those crappy speeches he gave in first half of naruto , where he said anyone can change their fate through hard work and the later half of naruto was all abt prophecy kid and bullshit which is completly oppositte of what he said in first half

    • leonheart - April 5, 2014 at 4:05 am #

      I must point out that madara only have one of his eyes hence why he cant use rine technique and susanoo, he havent used mokuton, and he also havent use that invisible bitch slap technique.

      And also A is the fastest alive? Lol might guy made him looked like a genin.

      • hortlak - April 5, 2014 at 11:46 pm #

        madara could use susanoo even when he did not have both of his eyes. And one eye is well enough to use rinnegan jutsus as in the examples of obito (rinne tensei) and madara (ringa). But we already know that gai could beat susanoo with just hirudora. Maybe madara knows that they will not work against gai, so he does not prefer to use them…

  2. Gildarts - April 3, 2014 at 4:35 pm #

    Recently the people who produce the fillers for Naruto have been doing a great job. Chikara was amazing and the current fillers are very entertaining

    • tensasennin - April 3, 2014 at 5:13 pm #

      Agreed. They Made these relative to the Manga. Even if they are fillers its nice seeing kakashi and itachi in anbu.

      • Billy / Hakuba - April 3, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

        Is Itachi there in the filler, OMG then I need to watch it. Thanks for the info mate.

      • tensasennin - April 3, 2014 at 5:23 pm #

        Yea, either in todays or next weeks. The other ones is Mostly about Kakashi, Orochimaru, Yamato, and Hiruzen.

  3. Billy / Hakuba - April 3, 2014 at 5:14 pm #

    I used to debate Itachi vs Pein, Kisuke vs Aizen, Hollow Ichigo vs Yama. I miss those those days.

    • FAME - April 3, 2014 at 5:20 pm #

      And I used to debate Dark Magician vs. Blue-eyes White Dragon hahaha, those were REAL debates, not this shit.

      I’d banish the losers to the Shadow Realm. Good Times..

      • tensasennin - April 3, 2014 at 5:23 pm #

        Blue Eyes FTW

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 1:02 pm #

        You guys know that in the Yugioh card game that Blue-eyes is finally one of the better decks at last.

        While Dark Magician is rotting in hell.

      • Slim Shady - April 4, 2014 at 8:13 pm #

        Yu-gi-oh (:

      • FAME - April 4, 2014 at 8:32 pm #

        I STILL have my Yugioh decks, I have ALL the god cards lol I’m a living legend

      • Slim Shady - April 4, 2014 at 8:39 pm #

        I have the Ra card and Obelix card.
        I don t have only Slender’s card.
        I have 3 decks of card.
        3/4 years ago i was playing in the game.
        I remember when my friend show me how to play in it. Next i learned how to play.
        I was getting better and better but i stopped.

      • FAME - April 4, 2014 at 8:43 pm #

        When I was 13 I used to play for slips with everybody and destroy them. I won so many cards even from younger kids (I was evil). Sanga of the Thunder was my winning stragedy

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 11:42 pm #

        No offense FAME, but you’d get raped if you made a comeback with your old decks.

        Yugioh’s business model nowadays is pretty much:
        Make new broken cards that make old stuff obsolete
        everyone buys new broken stuff
        Some broken stuff gets banned and Konami release even more broken cards that are more hax than the last ones.
        The cycle continues until all old decks are shit.

        Also I had God cards, they are nothing to brag about. Lots of people have them now. Many of the old ones were fake too. I sold my God cards to a cunt along with Exodia’s head, and then afterwards he borrows money from me because he broke himself at the expo, and he didn’t pay me back before buying himself an overpriced Subway meal so I got pissed off and I told him to let me hold onto some of the cards I sold to him but apparently (he claimed he would pay me tomorrow) he couldn’t let go of them because he sleeps with his cards. Sick bastard, he is so obsessed with Yugioh. I then broke my ties with that delusional dumbass and moved on from that loser. He was one of the biggest morons I’ve met in my life, can’t believe I was kind hearted enough to be friends with that guy even though everyone else ripped on the guy.

        Anyway, that is what happens when someone mentions God cards, bad memories activate and I go on a rant.

      • FAME - April 4, 2014 at 11:50 pm #

        I wouldn’t mind getting raped by skinny nerd chicks, always had a kink for them. I kept my decks cause I figure they’ll be worth a lot of money one day as collector’s items

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:09 am #

        nah, another problem with yugioh is that cards go down in value.

        They aren’t worth as much as back then. Those cards have become obsolete and reprints of more pimped out version of popular cards makes the old stuff more devalued.

        That is why I stopped buying yugioh and tried to flog my stuff, the game is a rip off.

        Cardfight Vanguard at least retains the value.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:11 am #

        also getting raped in Yugioh is very unpleasent. Players are generally dicks with superiority complexes just because they dished out more cash on cards. They need a reality check.

        If you played a favourite deck then you’d be the laughing stock, you are only allowed to play expensive new decks to avoid ridicule. That is how much a nightmare the tournament environment is now.

      • FAME - April 5, 2014 at 12:52 am #

        Really, so my collection is worthless? Hmm kinda so it coming. Man I was out buying decks and Gundam Toys every time I got some pocket change. I should have collected Gundam figures

    • MmmNoLongerSaviorPandaGodOfDeathRemix - April 4, 2014 at 8:18 pm #

      Well itachi supposedly could beat madara so yeah..

      As for hollow ichigo vs yama, don’t be ridiculous. Just no.

  4. FAME - April 3, 2014 at 5:27 pm #

    Wargreymon vs. Metal Garurumon?
    Squirtle vs. Bulbasaur?
    Jigglypuff vs. Clefairy?
    Ryoko vs. Asuka?
    Kirby vs. Captain Falcon?
    Hyabusa Clan vs. Hoboro Clan?

    and so on. THESE WERE REAL DEBATES fufufu

    • sctr - April 3, 2014 at 5:48 pm #

      Megaman vs Protoman
      Dragoon vs Dranzer

      • suigetsu0211 - April 3, 2014 at 7:19 pm #

        this guy knows what’s up

    • wealth fame power - April 3, 2014 at 7:33 pm #


    • Slim Shady - April 4, 2014 at 8:15 pm #

      Capitain Bomba vs Kurwy
      Donald Tusk vs Jaroslav Kaczynski

  5. sctr - April 3, 2014 at 9:22 pm #

    I bet that the brother of Rikudo inherited the Byakugan from their mother.

  6. NidhalDboukam - April 3, 2014 at 9:57 pm #

    everyone see dis naruto review

    ( naruto s)

    • Gildarts - April 3, 2014 at 11:28 pm #

      I saw the guy’s face and haircut at the beginning. Making video rants about a manga is the last thing he should worry about.

      • trafalgar law - April 3, 2014 at 11:44 pm #

        ohhh burrnnnnn

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 1:51 am #

        Exactly Gildarts. I’ve been all over youtube telling people that they should bitch about world evil instead of fiction on a weekly basis. It is so trivial to bash on Naruto like your life depends on it.

        Apparently Naruto is worse than Hitler. That is how bad they make Naruto sound with their non stop ranting.

      • FAME - April 4, 2014 at 8:56 am #

        The rant was legit though (Rock Lee part)

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 2:36 pm #

        The problem with Code is that although some of his recent points are legit, he has nitpicked so much to the point his credibility is very shaky and people will just snap and call him a OnePiecetard once he finally says something that is right on the mark.

        Sometimes being overly negative can make people trust you less on criticisms and it doesn’t help when he has made videos calling Naruto a rip off of various series and comparing it to One Piece.

    • MmmNoLongerSaviorPandaGodOfDeathRemix - April 4, 2014 at 8:10 am #

      Maybe if you were literate and could actually read what was going on, you wouldn’t hate naruto to the point that you have to repeat “naruto suck” every week. nidhal dick..

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 11:44 pm #

        The Naruto community is filled with idiots sadly :(

        Pessimists everywhere!!

      • MmmNoLongerSaviorPandaGodOfDeathRemix - April 4, 2014 at 11:51 pm #

        Lol that’s the one piece community, which this guy is a part of. He’s also super homophobic and rude, so it’s fun to dump on him sometimes.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:15 am #

        Yeah, I say Naruto community with care not to say Naruto fans because many of them are fakers and One Piece tard/Narutohaters.

      • MmmNoLongerSaviorPandaGodOfDeathRemix - April 5, 2014 at 12:42 am #

        Oh, okay then. Sometimes i misunderstand this stuff.

    • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:22 am #

      lol Code made another review of the same chapter again. He keeps doing this now.

  7. Titus - April 3, 2014 at 11:09 pm #

    The tension of the incident Dada falling in the middle of the night. But I do draw a cartoon.

    No, no. I think the cartoonist is all the same. . Even sad also dented no matter how, I draw cartoons. Servants.

    Well, gee…

  8. Titus - April 4, 2014 at 1:17 am #

    Ehhh, why is Raikiri pretty much the only move Kakashi uses in these fillers… :I

    • Gildarts - April 4, 2014 at 2:26 am #

      lol and the flashback of him killing Rin always appears after he uses it

      • wealth fame power - April 6, 2014 at 5:00 am #

        he uses it because he wants to bypass the trauma of killing Rin and it is his most effective assasination move.He used chidory back then by the way…

  9. KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 1:49 am #

    OMG, Naruto is getting so hype. Might Guy is a beast and so is Kenpachi.

    And I spent the past 2 hours talking to a girl about Naruto and the other big manga. Although she thinks the series lost its potential and gets disappointed every chapter. I used to have a more negative outlook on the series but now I’ve been more positive and see the silver lining. This series will actually have a decent climax and a good ending.

    • Gildarts - April 4, 2014 at 2:24 am #

      I think so too. I wasn’t very happy with last week’s chapter, although it was ok, but Naruto altogether has been on a roll lately. I believe it also contributes the fact that I don’t obsess over manga anymore so I’m more objective.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 2:42 am #

        same here, I think people have gotten too worked up and forgot it is just fiction at the end of the day.

        All that negative energy should be used elsewhere like complaining about political corruption and world hunger, not making Kishimoto sound like the worst piece of human trash (the level of Naruto bashing right now is ridiculous in proportion to other things).

      • Gildarts - April 4, 2014 at 2:55 am #

        I agree. imo it’s ok to be passionate about entertainment but some people carry it to a ridiculous level. Also it’s ok if they are not passionate about matters such as world hunger – we all should but nobody is perfect – however everyone must have a basic understanding about the REAL problems so they can contribute in some way or another to society.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 12:24 pm #

        I only mention world hunger, government corruption, etc to highlight the trivialness of getting worked up over a piece of fiction on a week by week basis.

        It affects their mental health. Think about it, not very pleasant to live your life pissed off all the time. And the worst part about this, is that a piece of fiction is causing you stress and anxiety.

        People should just drop Naruto for their own good otherwise it’ll lead to health problems.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 12:56 pm #

        and on top of it, is it really worth it?

        With so much Naruto bashing, it feels as though people treat Naruto like it is the worst garbage made.

        But Naruto is still better than most manga/anime despite its flaws. The flaws Naruto gets called out on are similar to many stories.

        Naruto even sounds like a series more hated on than Fairy Tail, and even Fairy Tail is just ok.

        And Naruto offers far more complexity, at the beginning Naruto was more a designer manga made just to attract cash but then Kishimoto wanted to do more with it and it became something he is more passionate about. I think part 2 has more passion than part 1.

        If anyone knows about the interview over Naruto’s character design and the whole thing with Mario vs Naruto serialisation, those were what led me to believe Kishimoto wasn’t as passionate about Naruto in the beginning as he is now.

        Also with that passion about entertainment, it is as you say people turn it into a ridiculous level. That love they have turns into hate, sounds much like Uchihas.

        Naruto haters = Uchihas??

        People fail to see the silver lining with the story, the couple reviewers who discredit Naruto completely and go on about the good old days, they have succumbed to this hate and without realising it have become haters.

        When you try to take a back seat from the flaming for a while, you then realise the bigger picture. Even you realise that Gildarts. There are many Naruto followers who try to keep an open mind instead of taking stuff at face value or listen to all the stuff Code or ThePhone breaths down their ear.

        I don’t hate Code or Phone and I find redeeming aspects for me to overlook the bashing. They are just victims in the cycle of hate for Naruto. I have spoken to Code a handful of times and he isn’t a bad guy. Phone never replies to my comments but I have probably spoken to him before many times, if he really is that guy (seems likely) then even Phone doesn’t appear that bad.

        I mean many of these reviewers are imperfect anyway, KingofLighting for example would be my favourite reviewer if his Obito hate/Madara fanboyism didn’t blind him.

        JaymesHanson is probably my favourite because he actually reciprocates back to his followers and talks to them. We’ve not had a chance to meet in person before even though we go to the same expo and booths, I will eventually meet him though :)

        ForneverWorld has become a really good reviewer now, I feel he makes better points than ever and he looks at both sides. Some reviewers forget that reviewing is about both sides, not bashing or fanboying.
        FW knows how to be constructive and usually criticises on better grounds than most reviewers.

        You know when I think about it, it seems kinda bizarre that a lot of people who follow Naruto are actually reviewing it rather than just taking a back seat. I used to do that on comments like many others do but I’ve become more casual because I feel reading a series and reviewing each week hinders your ability to enjoy. People shouldn’t go in with the mindset of reviewing but just thinking of what this chapter means and coming together to discuss. A lot of our opinions initially can change over time. Either through explanations in later chapters or after talking to others about it.

        The girl I was talking to yesterday didn’t like how we’ve gone beyond bjuus to Gods as that wasn’t how part 1 went. However I said that it didn’t matter, if we knew the complete lore then we’d not have as much mystery and excitement later on. We just needed to know what was relevant for now.

      • Gildarts - April 4, 2014 at 4:58 pm #

        Part 2 is significantly different in terms of powers, themes etc so I can understand people who are nostalgic, I am too. However all these youtube “reviews” seem to me made from people seeking for attention. I agree with that girl that the powers now are too God-like but it worked for Dragonball so I suppose the edtors or whoever handles Kishi’s work pushed for that direction. I don’t feel like bashing Naruto anymore – altough I do criticize it when thingsI don’t like happen – because of all the great moments that have happened overall during the course of the manga. And yeah, some people act as if Naruto is the worst manga ever right now but Naruto is stil better than most mangas out there and it definetly doesn’t suck.

    • karakuraninja - April 4, 2014 at 11:45 am #

      Whoa Whoa Whoa, did the real kara show back up.

    • karakuraninja - April 4, 2014 at 11:45 am #

      Whoa Whoa Whoa, did the real kara show back up?

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 12:25 pm #

        Thanks for keeping my seat warm, yeah I just got back.

      • FAME - April 4, 2014 at 12:47 pm #

        now you two have to fight to the death

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 12:56 pm #

        Why is that?

        Did something happen that I need to kill this guy over?

      • FAME - April 4, 2014 at 1:38 pm #

        Nah he’s been civil, you should meet the other Fames – now those are the guys SEAL team 6 would normally be taking out.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 2:03 pm #

        Good good, so karakuraninja has been a good boy.

      • karakuraninja - April 4, 2014 at 4:48 pm #

        Yes sir, I try my best.

      • leonheart - April 5, 2014 at 4:10 am #

        Yooo kara were have you been? Sheet there’re two kara lol

        Good to have you back kara! Its me chuck

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 1:45 pm #

        Chuck Norris?

        Oh cool, thanks man. Been good, just very busy and stuff. How about you? Anything happened while I was away?

      • leonheart - April 5, 2014 at 3:07 pm #

        Lol yeah chuck norris was just a bad desicion for a username wasnt it? Leo is my real name so feel free to call me that.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm #

        Why was Chuck a bad choice? Did Chuck come and hurt you over it? Or is Chuck Norris being a God now a dying fad.

      • leonheart - April 6, 2014 at 4:28 am #

        Well i’m afraid someday he will come for me and suplex me because im pretending to be him

  10. Yondaime Hokage - April 4, 2014 at 4:02 am #

    The smell of a new chapter of Attack on Titan is strong…

    • FAME - April 4, 2014 at 8:55 am #

      AHOO!! AHOO!! (Spartan cry)

    • MDre - April 4, 2014 at 12:39 pm #

      nope, it’s just the fairy tail chapter smh.

      • Yondaime Hokage - April 4, 2014 at 2:19 pm #

        2-5 days

    • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 12:58 pm #

      Cannot wait for Attack on Titan.

  11. tensasennin - April 4, 2014 at 6:33 am #

    To me It Looks Like Naruto And Sasuke Are Being Pulled Together. Like A Fusion.

  12. MDre - April 4, 2014 at 12:24 pm #

    I feel that Hagoromo didn’t mention his brothers name because he is the fusion between the 2 sons of Kaguya.

    Together as one, Hagoromo defeated Kaguya, stopped Mugen Tsukuyomi, and sealed away the Juubi by becoming its Jinchūriki.

    Sasuke and naruto will fuse together, becoming the reincarnation of Hagoromo himself (sarutoke or Nasutoke), which explains his sudden presents inside of the two, and all of this is so they can defeat Madara.
    but that’s just my theory.

    • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 1:10 pm #

      I’ve wondered for the longest time about whether there would ever be a fusion dance. But I would feel so sad for Naruto to fuse with lowly trash that committed murder. Naruto is so pure but Sasuke isn’t.

      And then it would just make family matters complicated:

      Hashirama: YOU ARE ME!!!
      Naruto: Madara is my brother!!!
      Madara: My papa is the sage of six paths!!!
      Sage of six Paths: My son is Sasuke!!!
      Sasuke: My grandma is a Hyuuga!!
      Naruto: Wait a moment… I’m the first hokage… :) Well screw this dream when I already accomplished it in a past life time :D

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 9:45 pm #

        Naruto: Hey grandma Tsunade!! You are my grand daughter. And I never realised I was an incest and slept with Mito Uzumaki.

        I can get even more creative with these reincarnation jokes.

  13. hortlak - April 4, 2014 at 1:45 pm #

    i think even if gai dies at the end, his statue should be built as the sixth hokage. I mean he is stronger than all the previous hokage. He deserves something like that to be not forgetten by next generations…

    • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 2:05 pm #

      6th hokage?? No no… he deserves more than that, His massive head statue should be above the hokages reaching from 1st to 5th.

      What is so weird is that Guy and Kakashi are super broken, I don’t think even the hokages could beat them logically.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 2:06 pm #

        and on top of that, we need a new Final Valley built here with Madara on one side and Guy on the other and a waterfall inbetween

      • Darksnow - April 4, 2014 at 9:22 pm #

        lol true that…

  14. jonas namikaze - April 4, 2014 at 3:20 pm #

    Wait Kara is back?

    • Gildarts - April 4, 2014 at 4:58 pm #

      He is!

    • MDre - April 4, 2014 at 5:07 pm #

      …that’s how I reacted lol.

    • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 9:49 pm #

      I also notice that the discussions here have gotten better and there haven’t been any idiots around to spam weird stuff.

      I’m giving this site another try.

      Also has PeAcE been around?

      • Samuelle - April 4, 2014 at 9:51 pm #

        Yeah she spends time on chatango now and again

      • KarakuraNinja - April 4, 2014 at 11:47 pm #


        I just looked it up, looks like a vid chat website. Wow, she actually went as far as talking to people on video chats from here, didn’t expect her to get into that.

        I wonder what she has been up to.

    • leonheart - April 5, 2014 at 4:12 am #

      Lol kara is back and now jonas too, shit just got real

  15. Lordrolfcopter - April 4, 2014 at 5:47 pm #

    Hahahaha!!!! I am motherflipping happy! >u>

    • Gildarts - April 4, 2014 at 7:44 pm #

      Goo for you! Me too!

      • Lordrolfcopter - April 4, 2014 at 8:07 pm #

        I wish we could celebrate. :D
        What are your reason dear sir?

      • Lordrolfcopter - April 4, 2014 at 8:07 pm #


    • Slim Shady - April 4, 2014 at 8:16 pm #

      How many cars did you smesh in last 3 months?

      • Slim Shady - April 4, 2014 at 8:17 pm #


      • Lordrolfcopter - April 4, 2014 at 8:26 pm #

        3 months none. I only had one accident remember Slim.

      • Slim Shady - April 4, 2014 at 8:40 pm #


  16. Yondaime Hokage - April 4, 2014 at 8:57 pm #

    Finally some action in Attack on Titan Before the Fall.
    Raw is out

  17. Fuck sausake - April 4, 2014 at 10:56 pm #

    Naruto story line sucks. Why sausake is not villain anymore?
    I want him dead that fucker

    • Titus - April 5, 2014 at 2:19 pm #

      He’s still a villain

      He wants to be Hokage but still has twisted and vengeful views

    • KarakuraNinja - April 6, 2014 at 3:56 pm #

      I wished Obito was still the bad guy ;(

      Why the hell did he have to be defeated by the power of Fairy Tail’s friendship?!!

  18. FAME - April 5, 2014 at 12:29 am #

    Where is the muslim brotherhood? I have questions. An incident 2 years ago left me traumatized and I could use closure getting over it.

    I lived in a penthouse apartment in Picadilly with a friend.. he was muslim. Like me he was a manga and anime fanatic, he’s also a professional break dancer. Since I had more money I owned the larger bedroom that came with full ensuite, personal jacoozi etc.

    I was kind enough to refrain from using the main bathroom as I had everything I need already. One day I casually walked in out of curiosity and noticed he kept a bucket in the shower which had his washing toiletries in it.

    “Why the fuck is there a bucket in the shower?” I wondered. I never asked him so the thought haunted me for a while. A long while.

    About a year later (2012), an Arab moved into one of the empty apartments below us. He too was a muslim. He had the worst taste in technology, an outdated Desktop PC, sound system, no television etc.

    One day he asked me over to hang out so we chilled, took some orders in and talked about bullshit for some hours. He then decided he wanted to cook for me (no lie every muslim I’ve known is so hospitable).

    I needed a piss and asked him if I could ude his bathroom. I went in, and guess what the fuck I see. There’s a bucket in the shower.

    “WTF is it with the buckets in the shower” I wondered. I take this piss then realize there’s no paper you know, cause I had peed all over that bitch like a fire hose, as you do.

    After the awkward night of more talking, eating and trying to hide the fact that I left the guy’s bathroom looking like Scene 165 in Titanic, I went back up to my apartment and said this to my room mate:

    “Yo, its funny. The guy who moved in below has the same habbit as me, we both hide toilet paper so guests can’t take dumps in our bathrooms. He cooks a mean curry, too!”

    He laughed and called me a weirdo. Then I told him, he keeps a bucket in his shower. And he replied, cause that’s how he wipes his ass.

    I’m like ………

    And he carries on, “Yeah, did you not know some muslims don’t use toilet paper, they wash with water, sometimes in the sink or the shower.

    At this point I was still like ….. cause you know, flashbacks are playing through my head and shit.

    Then he laughs and says “You better be sure about that curry”. I look at him and say “NIGGA YOU KEEP A BUCKET IN THAT BITCH TOO, WTF?!”

    And he replied “Well you started hiding your toilet paper so I couldn’t borrow some anymore”

    ..Bitch was stealing my toilet paper too, I knew he was. Didn’t have any proof though, plus I barely lived there, I was staying at my girl’s place.

    Anyway, one of you explain this shit.

    • FAME - April 5, 2014 at 12:32 am #

      Most awkward plot twist in history, I demand a fucking explanation

    • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:37 am #

      Ah shit!! You just gave me flashbacks too FAME!!!

      I remember going to an Arab country and some toilets of relatives had no toilet paper while some others did.

      I don’t think its a muslim thing though, my family are muslim and we use toilet paper. It is probably culturally an Arab thing.

      Some people (I don’t know specifically how they do it) use water to clean apparently.

      • FAME - April 5, 2014 at 12:47 am #

        I.. I let the dude cook Curry for me..

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:55 am #

        I’m a little confused, what was wrong with him cooking curry?

    • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:38 am #

      Also by Piccadilly, do you men Piccadilly Circus up in London?

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:38 am #


      • FAME - April 5, 2014 at 12:48 am #

        Yup, but now I live in Manchester

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 12:57 am #

        I was just in London last weekend actually, I go there a lot. Not been to Manchester though.

        Anyway, it is now 1am so I’m going off now.

      • FAME - April 5, 2014 at 1:04 am #

        Okay man, see you later

    • Luffy/Ace/Sabo - April 5, 2014 at 7:00 am #

      They use water and soap to wipe there ass#q of then wash hands it’s more hygienic than toilet paper

      • Luffy/Ace/Sabo - April 5, 2014 at 7:09 am #

        Fame before paper was invented what did humans use

    • Slim Shady - April 5, 2014 at 7:56 am #

      I was in Manchester twice.

      • Naruto no_1 fan - April 5, 2014 at 12:27 pm #

        Hmmm the dedicated manga fans here use the forum to discuss ass wipes and buckets…and curry…

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 1:47 pm #

        that was how the sage of six paths washed his ass. They had no toilet paper at the time, or rather it never crossed the sage’s mind to use his creation jutsu to make one.

      • Naruto no_1 fan - April 5, 2014 at 4:48 pm #

        Your knowledge of the six path’s “ass washing” is quite admirable.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm #

        Trust me, I would know.

      • Naruto no_1 fan - April 5, 2014 at 7:25 pm #

        Yeah indeed you would. Like the SO6P is real…

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 8:38 pm #

        Wow you took the joke off to the wrong direction -_-

    • Lordrolfcopter - April 5, 2014 at 12:32 pm #

  19. Fame - April 5, 2014 at 10:03 am #

    its more of a cultural thing. In muslim countries they have squat toilets, and although more and more people are beginning to use toilet paper, there are still many who takes a shit and just washes the shit out of their ass instead of using paper.

    it is a more natural way of hygenic cleansing. If you squat and shit the poop will come out much smoother with little pressure, preventing hemorrhoids and shit. The washing part is just using water to cleanse the anus with very little pressure. instead of applying pressure with toilet pressure

  20. Fame - April 5, 2014 at 10:03 am #

    instead of applying pressure with toilet paper i meant :P

  21. Lordrolfcopter - April 5, 2014 at 2:12 pm #

    YEEES! The fairy tail anime is back :D

    • Titus - April 5, 2014 at 2:17 pm #

      The episode was pretty great too ~ !

      • Titus - April 5, 2014 at 2:18 pm #

        Was kinda hoping to see the Dragon Slayer fight reaminated, tho

      • Lordrolfcopter - April 5, 2014 at 2:37 pm #

        Nah I’m ok with how it is now. I really want to see the last game.
        Especially with Laxus and Gajeel.
        I do like the new animation and colours.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 4:37 pm #

        I am a little addicted to the opening. It was beast as hell. ALthough the first time I saw it I was refraining from bursting in laughter from the NaLu stuff.

        They somehow managed to make Fairy Tail’s worst arc look epic as hell in the anime. That is what I have to love about the anime.

      • Gildarts - April 5, 2014 at 4:58 pm #

        The episodes were pretty good! The emotional moments in FT often sound cheesy to me but the action was cool so I didn’t mind. I’m looking forward to when the Dragons arrive, that’s going to be legendary.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 5:04 pm #

        Yeah, this arc will be enjoyable to watch as opposed to reading.

    • Slim Shady - April 5, 2014 at 8:33 pm #

      Tnx for info bro.

  22. leonheart - April 5, 2014 at 3:04 pm #

    @karakuraninja : well shisui hasnt came back since he went to india, and panda just came back after he got captured by local zoo (he went missing for couple weeks), and i always thought the other karakuraninja was really you. Things pretty much been dull lately, the only entertainment was fame trolling people around lol.

    • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 4:53 pm #

      I heard about the other ‘karakuraninja’ ages ago from others who told me about him, but this is the first time I have spoken to him. Most people knew it wasn’t me so I didn’t care much. I mean even the lower cased name, I’m too much a grammar nazi to do that.

      Also I don’t care about Shisui, I’ve moved on. A lot of things happened and I don’t want to start explaining things on this site. Just wanted to clear the misconception that Shisui and I aren’t friends.

      Also who is Panda? I don’t think there was a panda before I left. Maybe it is a new name.

      • Gildarts - April 5, 2014 at 5:08 pm #

        Hey Kara, how come you didn’t come here for such a long time? Were you working or studying a lot?

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 8:41 pm #

        It is quite complicated. I’d rather not explain everything here but part of it is that I wanted to take advantage of being put off the site since I was addicted so I just moved on.

        I only just casually came in the other day and just found myself posting a comment.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 8:42 pm #

        well I’m usually busy nowadays anyways. I’m worse off right now, so if anyone ends up pissing me off like last time then I would just have to up and leave the site again. I can’t deal with online stress and don’t want these things affecting me in real life.

      • leonheart - April 6, 2014 at 4:33 am #

        Wow lot of things happened huh.. this site lost a lot of good people, seems they just moved on. I dont know why i cant, no matter how busy i am at work i’ll end up typing this site on new tab, or open it on my phone where ever i am. Guess it became a habit :/

      • KarakuraNinja - April 6, 2014 at 10:37 am #

        People mainly left because the site went downhill and part of the reasons coincided with mine.

        But I’ve noticed this site appears to be at its best in a long time, even more so than before I left. Of course if those idiots come back then this site will go down again. I guess my stay will just be temporary. Those people not being around did surprise me, their lives are pretty much MS.

  23. trafalgar law - April 5, 2014 at 7:41 pm #

    honestly in modern shonen that i follow i find naruto the most ambitious in themes in character depth, one piece the best in story telling(the former arcs the new world has yet to really impress cause so far i prefer naruto part 2 to op new world, oh yeah they coulda 2 fillers arc and 11 month break in op then restart the anime as op the new world)

    • KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 8:44 pm #

      the reason OP will never be on break. because the series gets milked. Toei Animation are the worst when it comes to it. Pierrot are bad too but Toei can’t let go of DBZ and OP.

      • Titus - April 6, 2014 at 12:01 am #

        Oda is dragging out OP of his own will, though.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 6, 2014 at 1:00 am #

        I am talking about the anime not manga.

      • Titus - April 6, 2014 at 2:44 am #

        Hmm, why is that? OP anime barely has anime fillers.

      • SwagAssassin ;) - April 6, 2014 at 3:08 am #

        He’s saying that OP doesn’t need to take breaks because its quality is shit. More breaks = upgrading the quality.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 6, 2014 at 10:53 am #

        I don’t even have to watch One Piece to say this but there are plenty of fillers. They may not be in the form of arcs, but that doesn’t surprise me as I’ve seen DBZ and they hardly have filler arcs. Toei instead just have suspense moments that slow down progression in the story.

        For example, Goku vs Frieza for 40 episodes as opposed to 15 or something.

        Toei don’t care about the quality as long as they are making money through hooking viewers. I don’t even feel like rewatching DBZ because I don’t want to see Goku constipated for 20 hours when he should just straight up fight. I am waiting for Dragonball Kai to get a UK release. Fuck DBZ, it is garbage. Toei milked it so much that its entertainment value diminished especially its rewatching value.

        I don’t complain as much about Bleach and Naruto because their fillers are mainly arcs which means I can skip them if I don’t want to watch them whereas Toei make me watch their filler moments which are merged into the canon as slow paced suspense that I have no time for. That time is better used for me to watch other anime or go study.

      • Titus - April 6, 2014 at 1:27 pm #

        I thought the problem was Toei slowing down the story progression too much with fillers, not whether or not you could skip them.

        Besides, shouldn’t the suspense usually intensify the thrill of reading or watching? Maybe this just boils down to a difference in personal preference, but I always thought that was Toei’s intention with filler suspense moments like adding more action to the fight.

        They also have a DBZ reboot or something that doesn’t have those fillers, in case you’re interested in re watching it like that. DBZ Kai. May have already heard of it.

      • KarakuraNinja - April 6, 2014 at 4:03 pm #

        That is Dragonball Kai. Any other iteration of DBZ is just a remaster with better visuals. I have one of those DVD orange bricks and DBZ still sucks in the mode. And heck, the Japanese audio is in mono, WTF!!! Head Cha La sounds so bad :(

        The intention of adding suspense and excitement isn’t true at all. They could use that as a PR statement to sugarcoat but it is obvious they do it for the money because they want to milk DBZ by retaining followers even though the manga is too slow. Heck, they went as far as making Dragonball GT!! Also Toei probably hardly use filler arcs because they want the story to be close to the manga. I mean look at Naruto, it has always been far behind. Of course now it is getting closer.

        ALso about that first paragraph you mentioned. I was talking about the problem being with Toei slowing the story progression with fillers embedded into the canon story. I just added as a side topic that this is worse than filler arcs because filler arcs (say I want to revisit good moments from Naruto) can be skipped. Whereas if I watch say a DBZ episode, half the episode is filler anyway and not from the manga.

  24. KarakuraNinja - April 5, 2014 at 10:53 pm #

    I feel a bit unfocused while trying to finish up my copy/paste essay. Seriously, we got some stupid assignment where we basically are writing what our professor already listed down into a document. This is like plagiarism but in your own words -_- I really hate this assignment because it is boring and not engaging.

    So I’ll exert all my stress into a prediction chapter for nostalgia sake.

    Naruto Chapter 672 – Eternal Rival
    Minato: After all that…
    Lee: Guy-sensei…
    Madara is bleeding out of his mouth and has injuries that are regenerating
    Gaara: We have to do something quick or it’ll be for nothing.
    Scene change
    Sakura: C’mon Naruto…
    Obito: (Please, at least come back, I want to help stop Madara and repent for my crimes)
    Scene change
    Kabuto: Sasuke should return to us soon…
    Orochimaru: We need to head off, we will stall Madara until Sasuke arrives.
    Kabuto: Yeah…
    Guy: Here it comes!!
    Madara: Still got more!! I’m ecstatic!! I have never been pushed to the brink so much since Hashirama!! Then again I was weak back then compared to now, so this battle is on a new level!!
    Guy: Night Moth!!
    A giant Moth materialises and impales through Madara thus destroying his body entirely.
    Minato: ?!!!
    Madara’s head isn’t destroyed and lands on the grounds rolling.
    Minato: He did it…
    Lee is crying
    Lee: Guy-sensei, I am so proud of you.
    Guy is breathing so heavily and then cries in pain
    Lee: So this is your limit sensei… yet you endured so much for us.
    Gaara: You had a wonderful teacher lee. I envy the bond you had with him. (flashback to when Guy protected Lee from Gaara in the chunin exams)
    Kakashi: Guy…
    Everyone walks towards Guy
    Minato: You did well Guy. Thank you very much for doing all you could for the next generation of youth.
    Guy smiles
    Minato walks forwards towards Madara’s head
    Minato: Why do you enjoy war so much Madara.
    Madara: Heh, fighting is like living in the moment and being pushed to the brink. The amount of excitement I get is like ecstasy.
    Minato: I don’t believe you wish for a better world at all. Someone as power hungry and mad like you couldn’t desire peace.
    Madara: It is a bit complicated, this world is full of contradictions. On one hand we shinobi desire peace but still crave for war.
    Minato: You died once, you can’t have an attachment still to this world… you lived a life of hate and solitude. Everyone casted you away into darkness. I don’t understand why someone like you would go so far to save this world. You are a liar. Quit playing a self-righteous hero.
    Madara: …
    Minato: Cat bit your tongue… well anyway, I’ll end this right here Madara.
    Minato grabs his kunai firmly and pierces the ground
    Madara: NOOOO!!!!
    Madara thinks back to Izuna, his clan, the leaf village and then Obito and Zetsus.
    White Zetsus hand appears from the ground and takes away Madara’s head into the ground before Minato’s stab reaches
    Minato: Damn it!! Madara still lives.
    Guy: Lee, I’ll be gone soon. My springtime has reached its end. I’ll be sure to watch over you with Neji as you flourish.
    Lee: Guy-sensei, I swear, I’ll make you proud and become the greatest ninja I can be with just taijutsu.
    Guy smiles
    Guy: You will surpass me Lee, when I was your age I could only do 4 gates. When I was a young adult I finally reached 5. You can master 8 gates faster than me, although you must make a rule for yourself.
    Lee: A rule… ah, I see
    Guy: Yeah, this forbidden technique can only be used to protect the ones you love. Kakashi… you were my eternal rival.
    Kakashi: No Guy, you clearly surpassed me. To call me a rival even now. You are a true example of a hard working underdog defeating a genius.
    Guy: Kakashi, Lee, everybody please protect the world.
    Guy passes away
    Lee: (It isn’t just about protecting Sakura like back then, I will master the 8 gates to protect the lead village… no, the entire world)
    Everyone cries and Minato stands solemn
    Obito, Naruto and Sakura appear.
    Naruto: Guy-sensei!!
    Gaara: It is too late…
    Naruto: Did Madara do this.
    Obito: Soon Madara will do more than just this. Such a hindrance that he had to be revived.
    Sakura: Didn’t you revive Madara?
    Obito: No, I had no intention. Madara is just a power hungry savage. He doesn’t desire peace truly, he craves power.
    Naruto: Yeah, I got the idea of that after I spoke to the sage of six paths.
    Minato: You met the sage?!! Then you must be!!
    Naruto: The reincarnation of the first hokage all the way back to the younger son of the sage of six paths – Ashura.
    Lee: Ashura…
    Kakashi: Naruto, you truly are full of surprises.
    Obito: Madara was the reincarnation of Indra, in a sense he is your brother Naruto.
    Naruto: Yeah, maybe I can at least reach out for Madara and bring him to his senses. But don’t get me wrong, I will kill him since he doesn’t belong in this world.
    Orochimaru: So the 9 tailed brat wants to kill Madara.
    Naruto: Orochimaru?!!
    Orochimaru and Taka descend
    Orochimaru: Sasuke will be here soon. But where is Madara?
    Minato: He got away. But he can’t do much with just his head, unless he was also capable of regenerating his body.
    Madara: Oh, but I am.
    Naruto: ?!!
    Madara descends back to his complete body
    Obito: Damn you!!
    Madara: I’ll take that eye now Obito.
    Naruto: Guys, I now this may sound selfish, but can you stall Madara until Sasuke gets here? The sage instructed me not to be rash until Sasuke and I meet together. Apparently something will happen when both of us meet again.
    Kakashi: I understand Naruto. You’ve done plenty so allow me to carry your burden
    Gaara: Same here.
    Lee: I promise you Naruto and Sakura, I will help you guys defeat Madara.
    Naruto: Thanks bushy brows!!
    Sakura: Lee!! *smiles
    Madara: But your trump is gone, how can you fight without Guy.
    Lee: We may no longer have him, but there is still one more taijutsu user, that is me!!
    Madara: Then let’s dance for a while until the fruit of the tree blooms.

    • Naruto no_1 fan - April 6, 2014 at 6:50 am #

      Minato GRABS his kunai FIRMLY, so firm that both his arms vanished…

      • KarakuraNinja - April 6, 2014 at 10:54 am #

        oh shit lol, forgot he is armless *faceslap

      • KarakuraNinja - April 6, 2014 at 10:54 am #

        Oh well, Kishimoto forgot Raikage was missing an arm.

    • leonheart - April 6, 2014 at 12:55 pm #

      Wow i didnt see this earlier, good ol’ days just got back! :D

  25. akagami - April 6, 2014 at 6:48 am #

    naruto spoilers out on